Global Warming, Bush, Alternative
Energy Jobs and - Men on Mars?

Is it Mars, or a MTR site? Only Bush knows for sure!*

The Pentagon just released a report on the potential for sudden, catastrophic climate change soon, which could push the world into nuclear skirmishes and anarchy. Another study say one-third to one-fourth of all land species could be extinct by 2050 due to climate change caused by burning fossil fuels. Some are saying global climate change is a far greater threat than terrorism. 20,000 people in Europe died last year from a climate-change heat-wave. An insurance firm said, "The human race can lead itself into this climatic catastrophe – or it can avert it," by embracing cleaner energy technologies.

What does Bush, slayer of Evil-Doers, do? He pooh-poohs studies about the real and present dangers of climate change. He trashes an international treaty on global warming. He ignores the Apollo Plan, which would drastically cut greenhouse gases while creating millions of jobs in cleaner energy production. He plans, instead, to send Americans to Mars for the very first time.

Problem. It looks like Bush and Friends have already been to Mars.

The little rover on the big red planet right now is proving there used to be water there. It also turns out that Bush was Emperor of Mars. The Mars Mega-Mining Co. waved Martian currency under Bush’s nose and whined to him about environmental laws getting in the way of Maximum Profit. So Bush gutted the Mars Clean Water Act and then he buried the Mars Buffer Zone Rule. Unleashed, Mars Mega-Mining blew up all Mars’ mountains and buried all Mars’ streams. With satisfaction, Bush and his buddies looked around the devastated planet. Then they smacked their lips as they rocketed towards Earth.